"You know. It bugs me that you never wash my clothes. You just wash yours."
"When you do laundry, you only wash your clothes and never mine."
"I know it's because you don't do laundry until you need work clothes, and-"
"Well, yeah, I have to wear a uniform to work, and-"
"And all your work clothes take up a whole load, so-"
"I only wash mine."
"Right, I know. That's why I haven't mentioned it until now. It just bugs me."
"Just throw some of my socks in there. To make me feel better."